The  Affordable Inn was affordable for one reason. Hustle. They were scrappy. Collected coffee from nearby hotels at the end of the night and microwaved it and served it as fresh coffee at the continental breakfast. The baked goods were all items the other bakeries and hotels couldn't sell on...

The thing I neglected to tell that mother fucker was that there was one other thing I done always keep with me besides condoms . Dudes would clown me for carrying this around in my pocket, but the ladies love it. They love to get smacked from behind with a...