"Man! Now this is what I like about this agency! You guys are one of the top design agencies, but you still go around kicking ass, literally! Now I fucking like that!"

They had failed to meet the deadline and had scheduled a Zoom call to provide some bullshit strategic excuse,...

They offered a deal she couldn't refuse. And this was precisely why she died so unhappy.

But you couldn't blame her... seeing as it was indeed an offer impossible to refuse. So in fact her fate was sealed... the moment the offer was given.

I remember not knowing what to say...

The  alien approached Tom. Slowly. It opened its mouth. Inside of it were still the remains of the neighbor's flesh.

Then a ringtone went off. Suddenly Tom snapped out of his daze and he dashed for his phone. He fell on the floor though because his  rectum still hurt. From the...

blue was the color of his blood before they pumped it out of his veins.

red was the color of his blood before they put it through the centrifuge .

yellow was the color of the liquid that remained after they returned his red blood cells.

49 dollars was the amount...

"Do you know that you're strong?"

"Tell me a secret that nobody in your life knows."

"It's funny how people are always talking about the things they aren't. The things they wished they were or wished they weren't. You ever see how people never talk about the things they truthfully are?"

"Back in...

And so there it was. The thing inside him... now outside. He was still alive... though he didn't know how. He knew he ought to go to the hospital... but all he could think about is the  tapeworm . What the hell was that thing? Was it wiggling and hissing...

Every year... somebody would have the place, the entire gang gravitated towards. Parties, never planned, would simply materialize there. On nights when the was a party elsewhere, there was no question wondering where the pre-game would be. Finally, when the night finished, and your Apartment felt too far and you...

I remember thinking  Rice Krispies were literally the thing that came in that blue box. I was floored when in college my  girlfriend made them with her mom casually inside a glass Pyrex baking dish.

I was reminded of this today because walking down the aisle of the  grocery store I...

Every kid I knew who was an  only child wanted a sibling of their own. They would tell me they wished they had somebody to play with always. I'd never say anything back to them because I knew it was wrong, but I wished I was an only child.

Sharing a...

One day he felt a sharp pain deep in his stomach. He bared it for three weeks until one humid afternoon while on the metro he collapsed. Two well built paramedic s had to strain themselves in unison to cart his well muscled body to the hospital where the doctor...