My Life in Haiku, 001

1.
I feel quite okay
But very tired and so bored
Talk to boring friends

2.
It's so hot outside
Also very hot inside
I'm not a cutie

3.
Messy hair don't care
Eyebrows not touched for a year
For short video clips

4.
Rushing to the car
"Don't leave me, pretty sister'!"
Forget bag, no cash

5.
Drive-thru is a pain
When the line is short but slow
Pigs wait to be fed

6.
House rule number 1
Shower when you arrive home
Goats don't like water

7.
Playing in Figma
Wondering why it's so fun
A friend is around

8.
Steamed chicken and greens
My dinner tonight is clean
Life is so extreme

9.
Third cup of coffee
I felt my heart race just now
Oh wait I don't drive

10.
I'm rubbing my feet
This will be someone's duty
Slaves of my empire

11.
Athena likes sleep
But sleep doesn't like her back
Drops phone on her face

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February 24, 2021
I think #5 is my favorite and reminds me of a recent experience rage-ordering at the McDonald's drive-thru. 😜
2021-03-16 16:36:46