Brandon Wilson @therealbrandonwilson

Brandon Wilson last shared their writing Never let a holiday go to waste
On May 30, the US celebrates Memorial Day. This day is ostensibly to honor those who made the ultimate sacrifice fighting for the freedoms we have in our country. In reality, most people just care about the three-day weekend. This year, I've extended mine to a six-day weekend. Also, marketing...
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Never let a holiday go to waste

On May 30, the US celebrates Memorial Day. This day is ostensibly to honor those who made the ultimate sacrifice fighting for the freedoms we have in our country. In reality, most people just care about the three-day weekend. This year, I've extended mine to a six-day weekend. Also, marketing...
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2022-05-27 14:17:11

Hawaii

"A friend of mine is going to Hawaii for a six-month contract gig. He's getting a house there and said he might just retire there. Depending on how things work out, I may just decide to move there and do the same."

"I've never been to Hawaii. I don't really have...
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2022-05-24 13:21:00

A Dangerous Trend of DIY Baby Formula Has Gone Viral

I just read the headline. I didn't bother reading the story because I already know the content. Parents are struggling to find baby formula due to the current shortage, and they are looking for recipes to make their own baby formula. This trend will be regarded as "bad" and "dangerous."...
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2022-05-23 17:16:53

Ping Pong Sex

"I saw you playing last night, but you were caught up in ranked games so I couldn't send you a challenge."

"I was in the zone last night."

"Me too. May I suggest The Killers Essential playlist as a backdrop for playing? I had that going last night."

"I'll have to check it...
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2022-05-21 14:00:15

You can tell him whatever you want

"Would you be available the Friday before Memorial Day weekend for Jason's birthday dinner?"

"You know, I've been meaning to bring this up. He's the kind of guy whose birthday has to be celebrated. It needs to be a big fanfare, everybody pay attention and show up and kiss the ring....
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2022-05-10 16:15:05

Dreams and weddings

I had strange dreams last night, but don't worry. I'm not going to bore you by describing them.

Why is it that some people love to describe their wild dreams to other people? There's nothing worse than someone saying, "Oh I had this CRAZY dream last night..." You know you're in...
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2022-05-07 13:55:27

Interviews today

In the business world, the purpose of the resume is to get you an interview. I've been reading a lot of resumes lately as I evaluate candidates for resource requests from my clients. Let me start with something basic: there should be ZERO mistakes/typos on your resume. You should have...
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2022-05-06 14:45:57

Outlook Shenanigans

As I am finally able to tame the inbox for the client that I switched from part-time to full-time, I noticed some strange habits. Time for a rant about people's use and misuse of Outlook.

Read Receipts
Why does anyone choose to send a read receipt with an email? Anytime I get...
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2022-05-03 14:25:39

Toilet overflow

"I was on a timetable because the maid was coming and I had a clogged toilet that overflowed everywhere."

"That sounds like perfect timing to me. Let her take care of it."

"I'm not going to do that! She can't clean the bathroom properly if there's a clogged toilet!"

"What did you have...
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2022-04-25 16:32:34