I was teasing the_spark that the big revelation for the product line he will use for affiliate marketing would be dildos. Now I know what you are thinking. Shouldn't the plural of the word dildo be "dildoes" like potatoes? According to Merriam Webster, the plural can be either dildos or dildoes. I prefer the version without the "e" because the word dildoes makes me think "Dil does," and I happen to know someone named Dil.
Aside - I have a memory of callers on the Rush Limbaugh show. Rush got so many callers who would express how much they love the show and take up airtime that he told them to say "dittos" and cut to what they want to talk about. Callers began saying "mega dittos," and callers to the Howard Stern Show wanted their own version and came up with "smegma dildos."
A fake vagina, even cast from a mold of some famous porn star's cooch, has much more limited use. By contrast, the great thing about dildos is that they can be used by pretty much anybody. It doesn't matter your gender assigned at birth, your gender identity, or your sexual orientation (with perhaps the exception of those individuals who are asexual). You can be cisgender, transgender, metagender, non-binary, agender, or genderfluid and still make use of a dildo. You can be feminine, masculine, or androgynous and still enjoy the use of a dildo. You can be heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, pansexual, and even demisexual and still not waste money by purchasing a dildo.
Perhaps the dildo will be the great unifying item that will bring together both the gender-normative as well as the LGBTQ members of our society. Stifler was right all along. The people demand rubber dicks!
the_spark