"Why's the turkey smell like that?" my daughter asked me.
I could either answer or continue to hold back my tears. Later I blamed the onions I was cutting.
The sign said to brine the damn thing for two days. How was I supposed to know pickle juice would be this caustic? You could practically fit the thing into a tube now, it was so squishy.
I tipped the pizza guy extra.
I could either answer or continue to hold back my tears. Later I blamed the onions I was cutting.
The sign said to brine the damn thing for two days. How was I supposed to know pickle juice would be this caustic? You could practically fit the thing into a tube now, it was so squishy.
I tipped the pizza guy extra.