"I was on a timetable because the maid was coming and I had a clogged toilet that overflowed everywhere."
"That sounds like perfect timing to me. Let her take care of it."
"I'm not going to do that! She can't clean the bathroom properly if there's a clogged toilet!"
"What did you have back-to-back beavers? Rookie move. You need a piss flush in between."
"No I just used too much toilet paper."
"Ahh the ol cake frosting consistency. Need better toilet paper management with a mid-beaver flush. My record is a four-flusher in one sitting."
"I don't even want to know what goes on in your bathroom."
"So how did it overflow? That's another rookie move. You flush and if you see the water come up to the rim you just leave it alone for a while. The water should go back down eventually, then you can flush again and see if it is still clogged. All else fails, use a plunger."
"I did try a plunger and it didn't work. I ended up using a plumbing snake. I was in a rush, and then I ended up throwing the plunger and snake out because of all the poop everywhere."
"What!? EPIC! I've never had a disaster like this. I wish I was there to document the event."
"That sounds like perfect timing to me. Let her take care of it."
"I'm not going to do that! She can't clean the bathroom properly if there's a clogged toilet!"
"What did you have back-to-back beavers? Rookie move. You need a piss flush in between."
"No I just used too much toilet paper."
"Ahh the ol cake frosting consistency. Need better toilet paper management with a mid-beaver flush. My record is a four-flusher in one sitting."
"I don't even want to know what goes on in your bathroom."
"So how did it overflow? That's another rookie move. You flush and if you see the water come up to the rim you just leave it alone for a while. The water should go back down eventually, then you can flush again and see if it is still clogged. All else fails, use a plunger."
"I did try a plunger and it didn't work. I ended up using a plumbing snake. I was in a rush, and then I ended up throwing the plunger and snake out because of all the poop everywhere."
"What!? EPIC! I've never had a disaster like this. I wish I was there to document the event."