Work business or pleasure

"Hey, how do you spell Aracely's last name? I can't find her email."

"Oh, actually she is listed as Norma on her email."

"Norma? That's unexpected."

"Yah, I don't know what the deal is there."

"Here I was thinking she was maybe kinda cute, and now I have the picture that she's some waitress at a Chicago-land pizza joint that serves the second-best deep dish in town."

"Okay that's oddly specific. And what does it matter if she's cute anyway? I mean, you're never going to meet her and probably won't even see her on a call."

"It matters to my imagination."

"This is a work colleague at the client no less. Should be all business and no pleasure."

"Hey, I can notice whether I think a chick is cute or not."

"Oh, like that one on the town hall?"

"Yah right. First of all, her picture had to be from twenty years ago. It's like Mitch Hedberg's joke. 'Hey, look at this picture of me when I was younger. EVERY picture of you is when you were younger.'"

"Ha! Yah I remember that one."

"And the other problem is she had the lesbified hairdo."

"Is she a lesbian?"

"Probably. But the point is with a lesbified hairdo, it doesn't matter. You know what I'm talking about."

"I'm not going anywhere near that one."