Mia didn't pick up when I called. I sat around waiting for her to call me back. 30 minutes in I decided to make breakfast.

Instead of using a full onion, I chopped only half. Mia mentioned something about how wasteful I was when we were taking a walk together. I...

Affleck giggled. Then he was about to take a sip of his  cold brew when somebody came over and decked him in the face. That was the last thing he remembered. He woke up in an  emergency room . He thought about saying "where am I?" but that felt like...