Grasshoppers

I eat a protein bar that has 20% grasshoppers. It has a faint flavor of cinnamon and chocolate, the texture is quite sandy, and those keratine exoskeletons don't melt in the mouth no matter how long you chew at it. I wonder if the grasshoppers have emptied their intestines before being cooked and turned into powder. I guess that's part of the process. However, one or two are always late for that last poo. I can tell because this insect protein bar tastes a bit like shit. I bought an entire pack of these. I'm giving them away now because I don't like them that much. One sec, I'll take another sip of coffee to wash this shit. Ok OK, so yea, they're pretty bad. The cinnamon flavor is okay, though. Hit me up if you want some.