nedzen @Nedzen

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The world feels surreal.
Time is flying first class.
The weather... There's so much weather.
On Tuesday it snowed. On Wednesday it was nice and sunny and the birds were singing. Everyone was happy - springtime finally.
Today, it was nice too but it was cold. Just like a nice Sunday day of January.
I...
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Untitled

The world feels surreal.
Time is flying first class.
The weather... There's so much weather.
On Tuesday it snowed. On Wednesday it was nice and sunny and the birds were singing. Everyone was happy - springtime finally.
Today, it was nice too but it was cold. Just like a nice Sunday day of January.
I...
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2023-03-16 20:17:58

Challenge

Explain the modern day to someone from 1523 with five words.

Before you even begin to write the first word and put a coma after it, you'll realise that our language has evolved to the point where you can no longer convey into words the facts of our everyday reality --...
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2023-02-11 02:05:39

Mark is dying.

He could still hear new messages pouring in on his iPhone, like huge drops of water hitting a metal surface. It was the only thing he could listen to through the chaos around him. He had realized what had just happenedβ€”an accident. A stranger appeared in front of his face...
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2023-02-08 19:13:04

Turd Emotion as reply to On Time

The man grabbed the shit while holding a plastic bag on his hand, so he could feel the warmth and the weight, but he wasn't actually touching it.

I've done that too once or twice in my life. I know the emotion, thanks for bringing that up btw, I've never took...
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2023-02-07 22:59:02

Nothing

"You always complain about the weather. Stop that, what is your problem?" said Leah, on a heavy tone, her voice shaking. "It is just weather! and it's winter, it's cold, it gets dark early, it rains, it snows, put on a fucking sweather do something about it ! Stop complaining...
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2023-02-06 15:49:56

Error 404 as reply to The Most OREO OREO

Eating sprouted grains and seeds is much more nutritious and healthy.

I sometimes become hyperaware in supermarkets under the neon lights and the ridiculous music accompanied by these dumb ads - buy one get one free. Shivers run trough my body and it feels like time stops. In the space of...
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2023-01-26 20:23:44

Men vs Women. WTF?!

This is a ridiculous debate. The other day I went out with Mark, a friend of mine. I wasn't planning to stay out long; just go to a nice bar, have a drink, chat a bit and call it a night. So, I give him a call;

"Hey mate, got plans...
2023-01-18 14:51:31

incognito as reply to calm night

I hate waking up to the sound of an alarm. It's something that I absolutely despise more than anything in this world. Wait, I think lesbian feminists make me cringe even more. But alarms do tend to fuck up my day royally. Don't get me wrong; I'm not sleeping in...
πŸ“
2023-01-18 13:28:31

007 as reply to open schedules


Around 5PM Mark was digging out his keys, searching in every poket. He doesn't find them so, he goes in the backyard of his block to take the backup keys that he kept hidden under a flower pot. He takes them and returns to the apartment. Puts the key inside...
2023-01-13 09:17:35

Grasshoppers

I eat a protein bar that has 20% grasshoppers. It has a faint flavor of cinnamon and chocolate, the texture is quite sandy, and those keratine exoskeletons don't melt in the mouth no matter how long you chew at it. I wonder if the grasshoppers have emptied their intestines before...
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2023-01-13 08:50:33