“It’s crazy, his assistant was wiping his ass.”
The writer of Jacks autobiography said to his girlfriend. Re-reading the lines.
“Are you serious? I feel like that’s pretty crazy, like you gotta include that.”
The writer kept looking at the lines. Jack described it too much, mentioned it. If he was checking, like 10 times in total.
“Yeah I mean it seemed like Jack really focuses on this part. But especially the ass wiping, and he says that, the ass wiping.”
“Are you sure it’s not ass kissing? Cuz I thought you said she was a bit weird, like she asks a lot about how Jack is being portrayed. “
“Yeah but she just seems good at her job.”
“It’s just a bit weird.”
“Yeah definitely weird I am not really sure how to follow that.”
“Maybe you don’t have to include the ass wiping. You know maybe like another caring activity, like giving him a hot water bottle.”
“Yeah, but it seems like to Jack this was something, like he mentions it more that his parents.”
The biography writer flipped through the pages of the document.
“More than his wife.”
He looked at his girlfriend, and she looked back.
“I knew something was up! Let me read!”
The writer of Jacks autobiography said to his girlfriend. Re-reading the lines.
“Are you serious? I feel like that’s pretty crazy, like you gotta include that.”
The writer kept looking at the lines. Jack described it too much, mentioned it. If he was checking, like 10 times in total.
“Yeah I mean it seemed like Jack really focuses on this part. But especially the ass wiping, and he says that, the ass wiping.”
“Are you sure it’s not ass kissing? Cuz I thought you said she was a bit weird, like she asks a lot about how Jack is being portrayed. “
“Yeah but she just seems good at her job.”
“It’s just a bit weird.”
“Yeah definitely weird I am not really sure how to follow that.”
“Maybe you don’t have to include the ass wiping. You know maybe like another caring activity, like giving him a hot water bottle.”
“Yeah, but it seems like to Jack this was something, like he mentions it more that his parents.”
The biography writer flipped through the pages of the document.
“More than his wife.”
He looked at his girlfriend, and she looked back.
“I knew something was up! Let me read!”
