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Jared was by nature a nervous guy. He triple checked that the door was locked at night, and when he left during the day he made sure the oven was off. Even though he barely used the oven, the microwave he used frequently nuking 
pizza
and other derivatives daily. After use though he always unplugged it. You couldn't do that with the oven he thought, he looked once but it was hard for him to see behind. 

Lately he had started watching a lot of coffee videos on 
Instagram
, and reading articles about making the perfect espresso. Although he didn't have a machine, worrying about the pressure more than the heat. What if it explodes? No way he's risking that. 

So he just scrolls and scrolls looking at espresso but never drinking it. He thought also, based on his reading he couldn't handle an espresso. But that day when he left the house he passed that cafe he passes every day. 

This time though something caught his eye. Espresso 4 for 1. What a strange deal he thought, but if there was one thing he was more motivated than fear, was a good deal. 

So he went in the day of the shooting and said "Can I have an espresso in one cup?"

"Sure man, anything else?"

"Uh actually, the deal, can I have an espresso but quadruple?"
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