Gotta love hot sauce and condoms

Radio talk show host Tom Leykis, who refers to himself as the "Professor of Poon," offers a series called Leykis 101 to provide advice to young guys who just want to get laid without a lot of hassle. Among the tenants of Leykis 101 are the following: Never spend more than $40 on a date (zero is optimum), don't date single mothers, use condoms 100%, what you say can and will be used against you so say as little as possible, etc. You get the idea.

Tom says one of the ideas used frequently by rich celebrities is the hot sauce trick. Rich male celebrities are often targets of unscrupulous women who want to get pregnant and cash in. This is one reason why Tom recommends condoms 100%. The problem is that women have been known to get ahold of the condom after the deed is done and proceed to stuff the semen into themselves to try to get pregnant. To thwart this behavior, some men will pour hot sauce into the condom before throwing it in the trash. Any woman attempting to procure the semen will discover a fiery surprise.

This allegedly happened with the musician Drake and some model. According to the story, the woman is threatening to sue. If she does, I hope the case will be thrown out.