"No, you don't just throw things in there willy nilly. You load the dishwasher from back to front. By the way, that's actually the opposite advice given to women regarding wiping behavior."
"Only you could connect loading a dishwasher with wiping one's ass."
"Well, it is a gift."
"Toilet paper roll under or over?"
"Over."
"Seat up or seat down?"
"This one I never understood. I saw a video years ago that showed all the particles that get thrown into the air every time you flush the toilet. You want that on your toothbrush?? So whether I go one or two, I always have the seat and lid down when I flush."
"Sock-shoe sock-shoe or sock-sock shoe-shoe?"
"Sock-sock shoe-shoe. You never know if right in the middle of putting on your shoes you get attacked by a maniac. You can run away much faster in two socks than in one shoe."
"Have you ever been attacked by a maniac at any point in your life?"
"No, but there's always a possibility."
"I think you just like being contrarian. I am like most people. I put my pants on one leg at a time."
"Not me. I have a contraption that suspends the pants in mid-air. I take a running leap and hop into them with both feet simultaneously."
"Now you're just being silly."
"Hey, I don't necessarily follow the masses like you do. I bet you sing the 'so good so good' refrain during the chorus of Sweet Caroline too."
"Well, yah that's a classic."
"The original is a classic. I don't know when people decided to add their own vocals during the live performance, but I do not approve."
"Well, Neil Diamond wrote the damn song and he approves. Just look at his encouragement in the Greek Theater performance in 2012."
"Call me a purist. I'd better not hear you add 'so good so good' if we are ever in a situation to be singing Sweet Caroline together."
"Only you could connect loading a dishwasher with wiping one's ass."
"Well, it is a gift."
"Toilet paper roll under or over?"
"Over."
"Seat up or seat down?"
"This one I never understood. I saw a video years ago that showed all the particles that get thrown into the air every time you flush the toilet. You want that on your toothbrush?? So whether I go one or two, I always have the seat and lid down when I flush."
"Sock-shoe sock-shoe or sock-sock shoe-shoe?"
"Sock-sock shoe-shoe. You never know if right in the middle of putting on your shoes you get attacked by a maniac. You can run away much faster in two socks than in one shoe."
"Have you ever been attacked by a maniac at any point in your life?"
"No, but there's always a possibility."
"I think you just like being contrarian. I am like most people. I put my pants on one leg at a time."
"Not me. I have a contraption that suspends the pants in mid-air. I take a running leap and hop into them with both feet simultaneously."
"Now you're just being silly."
"Hey, I don't necessarily follow the masses like you do. I bet you sing the 'so good so good' refrain during the chorus of Sweet Caroline too."
"Well, yah that's a classic."
"The original is a classic. I don't know when people decided to add their own vocals during the live performance, but I do not approve."
"Well, Neil Diamond wrote the damn song and he approves. Just look at his encouragement in the Greek Theater performance in 2012."
"Call me a purist. I'd better not hear you add 'so good so good' if we are ever in a situation to be singing Sweet Caroline together."
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"This one I never understood. I saw a video years ago that showed all the particles that get thrown into the air every time you flush the toilet. You want that on your toothbrush?? So whether I go one or two, I always have the seat and lid down when I flush."
This is why I like bathrooms where the toilet is separate from the wash area.