I have been working on refining the definition of the audience for my newsletter Be Wellthy, and so I thought I would try to brainstorm some different audiences just for practice.
BW's list of potential audiences to serve (purely as a brainstorming exercise):
BW's list of potential audiences to serve (purely as a brainstorming exercise):
- Men who continue to dribble after urinating and who despise the feeling of urine dripping down their legs.
- Women who lean into spending an inordinate amount of time at an ATM who want to compare notes with other women on what exactly they are doing at the ATM.
- Drivers who cannot wait to pull out in front of you only to drive seemingly at a snail's pace along with the drivers behind them who may be interested in rudimentary physics and psychology that explain this phenomenon.
- People who believe there is no such thing as bad pizza (but still refuse to get a Papa Murphy's pizza) who can eat an entire Tombstone frozen pizza (with extra cheese and pepperoni added) in one sitting.
- People who clip their toenails anywhere they want and allow the clippings to fly off randomly (bonus subgroup of diabetics with tips for proper routine foot care).
- People who start reading the first couple of pages of a book, then start reading another book in the same manner and continue to repeat this process toward the accumulation of a large pile of books, each of which only 1% read. Note: This audience will require VERY short batches of content.
- People who cannot wait for the next full solar eclipse so they can stare directly at it with no eye protection. Note: Will need to set up accessibility options such as text-to-speech for this group.
- Kids who cannot wait to ditch their toys and frivolous playtime in favor of bills and adult responsibilities.
- People who consume a handful of supplements along with fast food combo meals who would benefit from learning about new, cutting-edge supplementation and changes in fast food menus such as Taco Bell discontinuing the Mexican pizza.
If I got at least one laugh out of you, my job is done for today. Happy Monday!
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