Leave it up to the Grammys to provide a fresh batch of non-names. Remember, non-names are different from no-names. A no-name is someone you don't recognize, but it still has the dignity of a name. A non-name is completely made up. All of these are non-names, and many of them are no-names to me.
- Haim
- Dua Lipa
- Post Malone
- Doja Cat
- Megan Thee Stallion
- H.E.R.
- Chika
- D Smoke
- Kaytranada
- Lady Gaga
- Nas
- Royce Da 5'9"
- Bad Bunny
- SZA
- Lil Nas X
- Saweetie
- Ledisi
- Cardi B
- Lil Baby
One of the big winners of the night is someone called Jon Batiste, who is not a non-name but rather a no-name to me. Apparently, I'm not the only one as people have taken to Twitter to ask who he is, stirring up his fans in his defense.
SO MUCH FOR NASIR!