That Parrot was now running for mayor. The owner had put the parrot on the ballot as a joke but people took a liking to it. So he thought why the hell not? He was sure that his parrot couldn't win the election so spun up an Instagram account to market Parrot for Mayor. People not only in that small town but around the region were starting to follow the parrot and the owner even began worrying that his parrot would actually win the election.

According to the law there was nothing preventing a parrot from winning the election and holding office. it was definitely old enough and had been born in the united states.

Howard thought this was too stupid. He didn't like to think about it. And whenever he met his friend -- the owner of the parrot - he woudl remind him "I don't want to hear about that god damn parrot!"