In a jar he kept the hair. It belonged to Jesse. When they lived together they did this thing. Where they would grow a  hair baby together. When they were younger they were less wise and let hair clog up the shower drain. But they've been using a drain guard...

There was  hair in my food. My friend told me it was bad, that they should give me a refund.

I didn't mind.

At least tell them he said.

Nah. I don't want them to feel bad.

Feel like they should give it to you for free, he said.

When I'm eating somebody else's food...