"Got any good jokes?"
"Yah, I know a few."
"Gimme one."
"A trucker walks into a truckstop and sees a sign on the counter: 'Cheese sandwiches $2 Handjobs $10.' He sees the gal behind the counter and says, 'Excuse me, miss. Are you the gal that gives the handjobs?' She says, 'Yes, I am, may I help you?' He replied, 'Yah, wash your hands and fix me a cheese sandwich.'"
"Not bad. How about something more hardcore?"
"What do you mean by hardcore?"
"You know. A joke you wouldn't tell in mixed company."
"Well, I don't want to offend you..."
"I don't offend easily. Go ahead and shoot."
"Ok. There's a black guy and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving?"
"I don't know."
"The cops."
"Ha! Okay, now we're getting somewhere! I want to hear more of those."
"What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your TV?"
"??"
"His brother running down the street with your DVD player."
"Clever. So, these are all racist jokes, then?"
"Not all of them. What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?"
"No idea."
"Christopher Walken."
"Love it! I need to run, so give me your worst joke."
"I don't know..."
"I saw that flash in your eye. You've got one. Tell me."
"Okay, you asked for it. What did Hitler say to the black Jew?"
"Don't know."
"Get to the back of the oven!"
"Yah, I know a few."
"Gimme one."
"A trucker walks into a truckstop and sees a sign on the counter: 'Cheese sandwiches $2 Handjobs $10.' He sees the gal behind the counter and says, 'Excuse me, miss. Are you the gal that gives the handjobs?' She says, 'Yes, I am, may I help you?' He replied, 'Yah, wash your hands and fix me a cheese sandwich.'"
"Not bad. How about something more hardcore?"
"What do you mean by hardcore?"
"You know. A joke you wouldn't tell in mixed company."
"Well, I don't want to offend you..."
"I don't offend easily. Go ahead and shoot."
"Ok. There's a black guy and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving?"
"I don't know."
"The cops."
"Ha! Okay, now we're getting somewhere! I want to hear more of those."
"What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your TV?"
"??"
"His brother running down the street with your DVD player."
"Clever. So, these are all racist jokes, then?"
"Not all of them. What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?"
"No idea."
"Christopher Walken."
"Love it! I need to run, so give me your worst joke."
"I don't know..."
"I saw that flash in your eye. You've got one. Tell me."
"Okay, you asked for it. What did Hitler say to the black Jew?"
"Don't know."
"Get to the back of the oven!"
