"You see they are having a community get-together in the park on Saturday?"
"Yes, Judge Dredd."
"Come on! Meet your neighbors and enjoy company. You can also drop off a toy for Toys for Tots. Make sure it's unwrapped."
"Who has time for all this?? I know there are plenty of people with nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon, but my weekends are booked just as much as weekdays."
"Give me a break. You can take an hour out of your busy schedule to meet your neighbors and donate a toy."
"I'm going to start a new company called Toys AND Tots. The first rule is that all gifts must be wrapped or they won't be accepted for donation."
"Why would you do that? You have to see what the toy is to make sure it goes to the right kiddo."
"Oh, we'll unwrap the gifts."
"Why would you insist that the gifts be wrapped if you're just going to unwrap them?"
"Everyone enjoys unwrapping gifts. The employees at my company will experience the joy of unwrapping before they have to wrap the toys back up again."
"Sounds silly to me."
"Here's the best part--we'll give away tater tots with every toy! Kiddos love toys, but they also love tater tots. I've never been a fan myself, but as you pointed out, it's all about the kiddies."
"How exactly is that going to work?"
"I'll admit the logistics will be a bit tricky in that last mile before delivery. Ideally, they'd be fresh and hot tater tots ready for consumption at the giveaway. That would require some type of food prep apparatus. Alternatively, we could give away frozen tater tots, but that would require refrigeration. No matter. It would be worth it, and we'd kick Toys for Tots' ass because all they'd offer is toys."
"It shouldn't be a competition. It's all for charity."
"Tell that to the kids standing in the Toys for Tots line when I set up a stand right next to them, and the smell of hot and fresh tater tots wafts over."
"Yes, Judge Dredd."
"Come on! Meet your neighbors and enjoy company. You can also drop off a toy for Toys for Tots. Make sure it's unwrapped."
"Who has time for all this?? I know there are plenty of people with nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon, but my weekends are booked just as much as weekdays."
"Give me a break. You can take an hour out of your busy schedule to meet your neighbors and donate a toy."
"I'm going to start a new company called Toys AND Tots. The first rule is that all gifts must be wrapped or they won't be accepted for donation."
"Why would you do that? You have to see what the toy is to make sure it goes to the right kiddo."
"Oh, we'll unwrap the gifts."
"Why would you insist that the gifts be wrapped if you're just going to unwrap them?"
"Everyone enjoys unwrapping gifts. The employees at my company will experience the joy of unwrapping before they have to wrap the toys back up again."
"Sounds silly to me."
"Here's the best part--we'll give away tater tots with every toy! Kiddos love toys, but they also love tater tots. I've never been a fan myself, but as you pointed out, it's all about the kiddies."
"How exactly is that going to work?"
"I'll admit the logistics will be a bit tricky in that last mile before delivery. Ideally, they'd be fresh and hot tater tots ready for consumption at the giveaway. That would require some type of food prep apparatus. Alternatively, we could give away frozen tater tots, but that would require refrigeration. No matter. It would be worth it, and we'd kick Toys for Tots' ass because all they'd offer is toys."
"It shouldn't be a competition. It's all for charity."
"Tell that to the kids standing in the Toys for Tots line when I set up a stand right next to them, and the smell of hot and fresh tater tots wafts over."
