Ben Affleck cheats on

Dunkin' with Starbucks during coffee run with Jennifer Lopez.

Talk about a clickbait headline for someone who cares. I use the app SmartNews, which provides tags that I can click on to get more of certain content. I wish they offered a filter or some way of saying I do NOT want to see stories like this. If it is suitable for Page Six, I don't need to see it. I have a long list of no-names, non-names, and so-called celebrities that I would add to such a filter. 

There isn't a single element of this story that interests me. I don't care about Dunkin's, Charbucks, Ben Affleck, or Jennifer Lopez. I don't care that he's holding a Frappuccino with whipped cream on top. I don't care that she's wearing a patterned Valentino sweater or that he's wearing blue Nike sneakers. What an absolute waste of zeros and ones.

Now, some might argue that I'm wasting more zeros and ones with my commentary on such a useless piece of content. I can't argue with that. Then again, these fingers are used to typing, so at least I had something to rant about today. And maybe you've got a case of the Mondays and were able to take your mind off your troubles for a few moments. Always look on the bright side.
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