It's finally time to buy NFTs

I've been poo-pooing NFTs ever since they exploded into my awareness. Not even Tim Ferriss and his new "Cock Punch" offering had me convinced. But I'm happy to say I'm now 100% on board with NFTs after seeing the latest celebrity offering them: the 45th President of the United States Donald Trump

Now there is finally some legitimacy being brought to this arcane area. I no longer have to be afraid of getting scammed by a grifter like SBF. A former US President, who had access to more information than most people, is now fully endorsing NFTs. Clearly, NFTs are here to stay. What better way to get a piece of the action than newly-minted NFTs offered by a living US President, referred to by some as the best president above Abraham Lincoln and George Washington.

Each NFT is not only a rare collectible but also a ticket to enter a sweepstakes offering thousands of prizes, including the chance to meet the one and only #45. 

These once-in-a-lifetime collectibles are only $99 each, payable with a credit card or even crypto if you are so inclined. Collect a part of history and win amazing prizes with this safe and effective way to buy NFTs.
I challenge you to read this out loud with a nice Joe-Roganesque radio commercial voice inflection
2022-12-21 23:52:30
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2022-12-22 12:23:08