The Most OREO OREO

Most people are familiar with the OREO cookie brand (owned by Mondelez International). The company recently announced the latest OREO cookie, dubbed the Most OREO OREO (Cookies 'n' Creme). This new creation has the familiar chocolate wafers filled with the Most Stuf extreme creme with OREO bits mixed in. Doesn't that sound delightful? There are many other Oreo flavors and many limited runs, but this latest offering is an actual meta cookies 'n' creme experience.

The spokesperson for this latest creation is none other than Martha Stewart. It appears that she managed to rehabilitate her reputation after being convicted of conspiracy, obstruction of an agency proceeding, making false statements in 2004, and serving a five-month jail sentence. Then again, how much credibility do you need to sell a highly-processed, calorie-dense, and nutritionally-void manufactured food product?

If you can't wait to head over to the Oreo website to pre-order a package containing 18 bad boys for $5.29, you should know what you're consuming.

Most Oreo Oreo Ingredients: Sugar, unbleached enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine, mononitrate (vitamin B1), riboflavin (vitamin B2), folic acid), palm oil, dextrose, soybean and/or canola oil, cocoa (processed with alkali), high fructose corn syrup, leavening (baking soda and/or calcium phosphate), salt, soy lecithin, invert sugar, chocolate, natural and artificial flavor. *Contains a bioengineered food ingredient.

I wonder which one is the bioengineered food ingredient (besides the whole cookie itself).

Let's compare the nutrition facts of "Milk's Favorite Cookies:"

Original OREO
Serving size: 3 cookies
Calories: 160
Fat: 7g (2g saturated)
Sodium: 135mg
Total Carbohydrate: 25g
Total Sugars: 14g
Protein: 1g

OREO Thins
Serving size: 4 cookies
Calories: 140
Fat: 6g (2g saturated)
Sodium: 95mg
Total Carbohydrate: 21g
Total Sugars: 12g
Protein: 1g

OREO Double Stuf
Serving size: 2 cookies
Calories: 140
Fat: 7g (2g saturated)
Sodium: 90 mg
Total Carbohydrate: 21g
Total Sugars: 13g
Protein: < 1g

OREO Mega Stuf
Serving size: 2 cookies
Calories: 180
Fat: 9g (3g saturated)
Sodium: 90 mg
Total Carbohydrate: 25g
Total Sugars: 17g
Protein: < 1g

Most OREO OREO
Serving size: 1 cookie
Calories: 110
Fat: 5g (2g saturated)
Sodium: 50mg
Total Carbohydrates: 15g
Total Sugars: 10g
Protein: < 1g

Who's ready to grab a glass of ice-cold, Vitamin D whole milk and dunk a half dozen?
Replies to The Most OREO OREO
innovation!

Also I don't think anyone today cares about what 
Martha Stewart
did back then.

I mean do you even care??
2023-01-25 03:56:42