Find Out More Spacecity Starbucks

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Breaking News.
 
Spacecity
has come under scrutiny lately as multiple members of the organization have attempted to create a sort of union inside the floating space city, only to be met with SWATesque police force. A recent expose labels this semi-secret organization as an extension of the Blue Group. In charge of most of the user data collection the company engages in. 

A camera panes and finds a guy on the street. He is looking up, and covering his eyes from the sun. He had a baseball hat on, and kept looking at his watch.

Yeah, I mean I knew you could go up there, but I didn't really know what they did. I always thought it would be sick going to space though. You know what I mean.

The screen cuts to a girl, her face is blurred out and her voice deepend. 

They just have us watch people, thats all we do. Write notes, like, this person was near another person, and they discussed politics. Or like, during an ad, you could turn on the front camera and just rate their expression 1 to 6. Happy was 6 sad was one. We weren't like getting any pleasure from it, it was just work. Wasn't anything weird.

Many similar stories about the inner workings of the semi-autonomous floating space city revolved around the coffee. 

The girl comes back on the screen. 

I know I'll sound crazy for this, but the coffee was amazing. Like better than 
Starbucks
you know, I didn't even have like a sugary drink. It was just so good. 

The camera goes back to guy in the baseball hat. 

Yeah, I mean I guess cuz its in space there are like different rules I guess. Yeah I mean that makes sense. No space unions!

What does the Blue Group use these people for? What do they do with all the data? You'll have to tune in at 7 to find out more. 




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