Even though he was fired... it turned out his company paid for those 4,000 hours he clocked.

At his 35 dollars an hour rate, that amounted to 140 grand. Not bad.

He would take a year off from work. Travel. He'd break up with Crazy Meghan first thing.

Yes. Maybe he'd meet a less crazy girl while travelling. Fuck, maybe he'd simply stay single.

He took out his phone. Ready to tell Crazy Meghan that they separate. That's when he saw the news.