Doc Wolbert Blue Man Celsius

as reply to keith forgot to shave

Keith went to the doctor once about this. Pressured by his now ex girlfriend, just to talk to them.

The doctors had never heard about a blue penis after sex, and by the time Keith arrived it had already faded.

"I am just worried it will get worse."

"Hmmm, yeah." The doctor said sipping a
Celsius
.

"I mean sir I have to tell you again, as a doctor, your penis isn't blue any more."

"I know, but I am telling you it was."

The doctor sat back in his chair, with his blue gloves still on he sipped his Celsius. 

"Hmm, you thinking you got some 
Blue Man
disease, like this is how all the Blue Men group started."

He was smiling now, talking to Keith like he was dumb. 

"Im telling you man, my dick was more Blue than a Blue Berry."

"Never heard that one before. Umm, ahh I think just try to drink more water, and you know exercise. Doctors orders." And with that he shot Keith a pair of finger guns, tore of his gloves and left the room. 

When Keith got to the counter he talked to the receptionist about parking. 

"Don't forget you gotta pay your co-pay."

"Oh yeah almost forgot, what is it 20$."

"Well, umm no Doc Wolbert is a specialist so its more like 80$."

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