"I'll bring the, I got the watermelon. No your supposed to bring the asparagus."
Calvin was a bit stoned and he walked to the store chewing some bread. It was a house just for the summer. A friend from his psych class was interning with Obama or something, so the room was practically free.
"Just give me a 100 a month, then when I get back we can buy a whole bunch of beer."
"Fuck yeah man."
Calvin didn't really even have that if he was honest, nor did he have a way to get it.
His new house was cool, but weird, one dude was friends with his friend, the rest were just leasing.
They cooked a lot, something Calvin never did. Opting instead for cold sandwiches or something like that. Pizza's you could eat for a few days he liked.
"Fuck." He thought.
Checking his hands he forgot the list. Then each of his pockets finally the back one. A nice high settled him down.
The only thing on the list was Asparagus.
When he got to the store he saw a tower of it. Sprouting up, fresh shit like a sign from god. At least thats what he told his roommates, when he had to explain nearly 50 servings of asparagus they ate that night and almost for three days after.
Calvin was a bit stoned and he walked to the store chewing some bread. It was a house just for the summer. A friend from his psych class was interning with Obama or something, so the room was practically free.
"Just give me a 100 a month, then when I get back we can buy a whole bunch of beer."
"Fuck yeah man."
Calvin didn't really even have that if he was honest, nor did he have a way to get it.
His new house was cool, but weird, one dude was friends with his friend, the rest were just leasing.
They cooked a lot, something Calvin never did. Opting instead for cold sandwiches or something like that. Pizza's you could eat for a few days he liked.
"Fuck." He thought.
Checking his hands he forgot the list. Then each of his pockets finally the back one. A nice high settled him down.
The only thing on the list was Asparagus.
When he got to the store he saw a tower of it. Sprouting up, fresh shit like a sign from god. At least thats what he told his roommates, when he had to explain nearly 50 servings of asparagus they ate that night and almost for three days after.
