Then he got a call.
"Hello this is Shane with Verizon calling about your wifi network seems like your bill hasn't been paid this term just checking in whether there's anything you'd like us to do."
"Uh, really? Its working fine over here."
"I mean yes, but it, uh we have to shut it off soon."
"It hasn't been paid?"
"When was the last payment?"
"Uh, ah looking at the screen it was just, uh a month and a half ago. "
"Ah so you're saying 6 weeks."
"Yes, a month and a half."
"Six"
"Yes."
"I knew it."
"What?"
"Its a sign."
"What?"
"I WAS RUNNING THROUGH THE 6 WITH MY WOES!"
"Sir I don't understand."
"YOU KNOW HOW THAT SHIT GOES."
Dave couldn't contain his excitement. The weeks of exercise and food he consumed he was ready for anything, and anyone.
He cleared his throat.
"I think just turn it off now its fine."
And with that he hung up the phone.
He tore through the room looking for a location.
Then he had an idea, the Chinese place. Is that still being paid. He felt like he was onto something now. Big.
"Hello this is Shane with Verizon calling about your wifi network seems like your bill hasn't been paid this term just checking in whether there's anything you'd like us to do."
"Uh, really? Its working fine over here."
"I mean yes, but it, uh we have to shut it off soon."
"It hasn't been paid?"
"When was the last payment?"
"Uh, ah looking at the screen it was just, uh a month and a half ago. "
"Ah so you're saying 6 weeks."
"Yes, a month and a half."
"Six"
"Yes."
"I knew it."
"What?"
"Its a sign."
"What?"
"I WAS RUNNING THROUGH THE 6 WITH MY WOES!"
"Sir I don't understand."
"YOU KNOW HOW THAT SHIT GOES."
Dave couldn't contain his excitement. The weeks of exercise and food he consumed he was ready for anything, and anyone.
He cleared his throat.
"I think just turn it off now its fine."
And with that he hung up the phone.
He tore through the room looking for a location.
Then he had an idea, the Chinese place. Is that still being paid. He felt like he was onto something now. Big.
