He turned off the radio now, was at least 15 min away. The longest 15 min of his life, and he had to pee.
His grandfather had told him a long time ago, if you ever get caught speeding just tell them you have to go to bathroom, they’ll let you off the hook.
He drove 5 over the speed limit. That’s as fast as he’d go. Right now he was passing the community center he used to work out in. He didn’t see the regulars cars, but he guessed it was a little too early. It wasn’t even 3 o’clock.
It was weird being without his phone. He wanted to check it now at the stop sign, but couldn’t. So he actually stopped checked his mirrors. He thought about do any other animals have his ability to look behind them. Owls sort of do.
He was tired now. It wasn’t even weird the hangover he some how dodged almost just tired he thought. He was almost home.
There he’d plug in his phone. And shower. He had some eggs so that was good. Then some onions probably too. That’s what he’d do. Make an omelette.
His grandfather had told him a long time ago, if you ever get caught speeding just tell them you have to go to bathroom, they’ll let you off the hook.
He drove 5 over the speed limit. That’s as fast as he’d go. Right now he was passing the community center he used to work out in. He didn’t see the regulars cars, but he guessed it was a little too early. It wasn’t even 3 o’clock.
It was weird being without his phone. He wanted to check it now at the stop sign, but couldn’t. So he actually stopped checked his mirrors. He thought about do any other animals have his ability to look behind them. Owls sort of do.
He was tired now. It wasn’t even weird the hangover he some how dodged almost just tired he thought. He was almost home.
There he’d plug in his phone. And shower. He had some eggs so that was good. Then some onions probably too. That’s what he’d do. Make an omelette.