"So, how'd the work trip go?"
"Pretty good. It was cool to meet people I'd only talked to on the phone or in a Zoom."
"Did you meet that one chick that sounded hot?"
"Oh yah."
"And...?"
"Yep, she's totally hot. Smokin' body. But she's a bitch."
"Damn, I hate that. Nothing worse than a hot chick who knows it."
"Well, some know they're hot and at least they're still cool."
"Yah, like older chicks because they have to or they'll just end up old biddies."
"What was that saying about aging?"
"Men age like fine wine. Women age like milk."
"Ha ha yah! Did that come from Leykis?"
"The Professor of Poon, himself."
"See the move is to get a chick who was an ugly duckling."
"What do you mean?"
"You know, like she used to be a complete mess. No one wanted to date her in high school because she was fat or had acne or whatever."
"Why would you want that??"
"No, I'm saying she was that way but then when she became an adult she got all hot. Yet she still has all the insecurities of when she was younger. That's the dream combination."
"You come up with some oddball ideas, but on that one, I'd tend to agree."
"Pretty good. It was cool to meet people I'd only talked to on the phone or in a Zoom."
"Did you meet that one chick that sounded hot?"
"Oh yah."
"And...?"
"Yep, she's totally hot. Smokin' body. But she's a bitch."
"Damn, I hate that. Nothing worse than a hot chick who knows it."
"Well, some know they're hot and at least they're still cool."
"Yah, like older chicks because they have to or they'll just end up old biddies."
"What was that saying about aging?"
"Men age like fine wine. Women age like milk."
"Ha ha yah! Did that come from Leykis?"
"The Professor of Poon, himself."
"See the move is to get a chick who was an ugly duckling."
"What do you mean?"
"You know, like she used to be a complete mess. No one wanted to date her in high school because she was fat or had acne or whatever."
"Why would you want that??"
"No, I'm saying she was that way but then when she became an adult she got all hot. Yet she still has all the insecurities of when she was younger. That's the dream combination."
"You come up with some oddball ideas, but on that one, I'd tend to agree."
