The thumbprint got lost in the mail. People assumed it was an inside job. The buyer had not bought insurance on it. The internet judged the buyer for it. Who would be crazy enough to buy something for 200 grand and not buy insurance on it?

The woman who sold it...

Roger got his coffee in ceramic mugs. He understood why someone taking their coffee togo would defer to paper. What he couldn't understand were those who sat at the cafe drinking from a paper cup.

No way he was going to pay big bucks to drink coffee without his lips...

The Blue Man returned out of nowhere. People had long forgotten about him. Dozens of dozens of other influencers had replaced him since. And people were unhappy but willing to consume the content they produced. Because there just wasn't anything better to do in life.

Sometimes people might shoot up some ...