He had to cart in a wheelbarrow three quarters filled with mostly Andrew Jackson s and Abraham Lincoln s to buy his milk , eggs , and sliced bread for the week. But he never complained because he was a good ole fashioned REAL AMERICAN.

While in the checkout he heard...

There's something about a 30-rack of Busch Light .

You buy from the right place and an Andrew Jackson will cover it with change to spare. If you get real lucky that change will include a quarter or two that you can save for laundry day -- if you live...