Mike Tiura @MikeyT

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Mike's Pantry
🍊 1 Tangerine
🥃 2 Whiskeys
🥟 2 Dumplings
🍣 1 Sushi
🍓 1 Strawberry
🍍 1 Pineapple
🍪 2 Cookies
🍫 1 Chocolate Bar
🥚 1 Egg
🥩 1 Steak
🥓 2 Bacons
🍺 1 Beer

Gimme ur digits

Someone tried to steal my identity. They took over a social media account and then spent a bunch of money on ads for some dumb product. I am not sure what it was, maybe sunglasses or cheap perfume. Instantly, $500 was gone. It will all come back when I tell...
2021-12-03 16:06:35


This weekend we had a storm. Very rare for this part of the country, but definitely needed. The hard part is how unprepared we all are for these things. 

I came home to my garage slowly filling with water. The black wet stream working its way toward precious guitar amps...
2021-10-26 15:44:54

Too Young for Rock and Roll

"Who even comes out for Rock and Roll? Is it only old people who like it? It sure seems like it." Matt said between sips of some cleverly named double hazy IPA. The foam from his beer clung to his mustache, causing it to droop. 

"What do you mean?" I...
2021-08-29 22:27:43

Flushing, England

Water came rushing up towards me. The smell hit me first. Putrid air with the acidity of years of neglect. Time stood still as my nostrils were assaulted. 

Then the water itself hit me. Brown and rust red. Wet, hot, and coming at me with immense pressure. The skin on...
2021-08-23 23:04:59

Shaitan's Shadow

Ursula's fingers and hands were sore. She had been doing her prana bindu hand exercises for days on end. How much longer must she endure this mindless physical training? When she left her parents and joined this keep among the Bene Gesserit, her mind was filled with the possibilities of...