blueTok

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People started a new channel called BlueTok where it was mostly people doing the dances of the blue man, and posting selfies with their tongues out painted blue from the dyed lattes. They started out like this with hashtags like #fallinginlovewithblue and #bluelooksatme. But then they started getting weirder people coopting them for more views. One strangled people, but people just thought it was a joke, like the first time the blue man did it. So then people just added anything, there were people crying into their phones saying they'd kill themselves unless they saw 50 blue tongues. There were people showing other people fighting ripping out their hair. 

Blue didn't really know about any of this. He didn't care after work now they let him roam free not in that room. If anything he worked less now, just appearing here and there. They just CGI'd him other places. 

The Blue man though to everyones eyes was good again. But the blue dye had another effect. The man in the suit plotted that in 20 days almost everyone should do something crazy. Not by a lot, just abnormal to their normal behavior this would help them track users of the pumpkin spiced Blue lattes, and see if that correlates to more views. The blue color was food grade so it is safe at least in mouse studies. 
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Some "food-grade" dyes can be toxic as well. I would suggest they use pharmaceutical-grade methylene blue, like what can be found in Troscriptions products.
2022-10-11 18:46:01