All he wanted was an

ice cream

sandwich

. He was willing to kill for it. It didn't matter who. His mother. A random, innocent stranger. He'd strangle them or shove a

knife

into them for a cold ice cream sandwich. He even would've been open to killing himself so long as he could eat the ice cream sandwich before taking his own life,

It was peculiar how one never wanted to die. They would do anything to avoid it. They would even lick the bottom of their enemy's shoe. But he wasn't like that. He'd much rather die before bowing down to anyone he disrespected. Dying wasn't so bad. But he couldn't find anyone who agreed with him.

He had tried it on 37 people now. Each of them begging for their life as he took theirs. Most people didn't know who he was. But almost everybody on the planet had seen him by this time. He was the Blue Man. He recounted the first person he had asked this question to. "Are you okay with dying?" She had fought him as he strangled her on

TikTok

. He would've let go of her if only she had whispered to him that she was okay with it. But she never did. And then she was no longer breathing. He still thought of her until this day. He had drunk 4 

pumpkin spice latte

s this day. And damn couldn't he use a nice ice cream sandwich.