Sit down

This Friday and Saturday I was on a company vacation trip in Linz, a beautiful city in Upper Austria. We drove there by bus and stayed in a really great hotel.

Obviously a room for each person would be really expensive and so we stayed in double rooms. My room companion is one of the guys I work with.

Now, to the rant part. Is it really that hard for guys to just sit down when there is no urinal nearby? I know, I‘m a guy by myself, but of there isn‘t an urinal nearby I don‘t mind sitting down. Women have to do it always (at least I think so).

Sure it is faster to just open up the jeans, grab him and start to pee. But if you‘re drunk, your aim might not be as good as you think

Sit the fuck DOWN and don‘t make a mess in the whole bathroom!
It's also much harder to read or be on the phone when you're standing. 
But to answer your question, this is exactly why I don't stand in the mornings. There's nothing worse than a filthy toilet seat. 
2021-07-04 12:28:32
I'm chuckling at the idea that this may change your working relationship with this coworker. 
2021-07-04 13:39:15
I'm also #TeamSitdown

Would rather save time cleaning piss than save time taking a whiz.
2021-07-04 22:46:16
I wonder how many people know, that if you stand and aim perfectly many small drops of pee and water from the „bowl“ (?) still find their way to the seat. I think the Mythbusters did an Episode on that.
2021-07-06 17:41:40
But you're lifting the seat up first, correct? Anything that splashes up should hit the underside of the seat. 
2021-07-06 18:24:17
Well that is what you're supposed to do, but let's face it, people are lazy :)
2021-07-07 06:05:53