They fired his ass

"Hey, did you say something happened to Joe?"

"Yah, they fired his ass about a month ago."

"Wait, I just saw him in the office yesterday."

"Oh no, he's still working."

"But he got fired? I'm confused."

"They fired his ass. The rest of him is still employed."

"You're kidding, right?"

"Nope. It's a new program HR rolled out. Basically giving people a second chance like probation."

"That makes no sense. Either someone is fired or not."

"That's how it used to be, but hard to find good people."

"So what does that mean they fired his ass?"

"He can't sit down in a company chair. He has to use a standing desk. He can't sit down in the break room. He can take a piss at the urinal, but he can't pull a beaver in the men's room. And he can't walk up to a door backward and prop it open with his ass."

"That sounds silly."

"Well, just inconveniences really, but at least he still has a job."

"Have they done it with anybody else?"

"No, he's the pilot case. I don't know what they're going to do for women because you know women's bladder and they'll probably end up filing a lawsuit."
Man i was just about to come in and say a joke about how 'only his ass' got fired when i read this title but looks like that's what this entire post is about! lol 

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2022-03-23 02:58:54
I was going for the laugh so mission accomplished. Ideas like these make me chuckle.
2022-03-23 13:49:46
The next day Jessica's ass got fired. She protested and for a moment even thought about resigning the rest of herself too but she needed the job and thought that maybe in a month or two her ass will join the work field again. It's unfair she revolted! it's unfair how I have to stand all day long now, she complained to her manager but he chuckled while watching he ass turn around 180deg bouncy and kinda pissed off. Little she knew that the entire board voted to have Jessica's ass fired to roam free in the office. They offered her free fitness classes at the best gym in town for the entire year.
2022-03-25 15:04:37
That's another angle. If they fired her ass, then fair game to play grabass with it, no?
2022-03-25 21:17:49
Her ass was worth more fired
2022-03-25 23:09:17