So look, you're exercising way too much. You know that you have to eat more
calories
to cover all that you're burning? What do you do? Run? Rowing? Got ya. Well, let's try to keep that to a minimum. And better yet, cut it out. And another thing, our analysis show that you have this thing it's only two percent of your bodyweight but the the thing guzzles up like 20 percent of your calories everyday! So let's just get rid of that thing. What is it? Well it's called a
brain
... you don't need that right? Good. Okay, now another thing we can do to save money on calories is all that muscle mass you have. Each pound of muscle mass is constantly yearning for calories otherwise they atrophy... so we're just going to let them die now okay?
He wasn't sure if he was happy with all the changes he'd made. In fact he couldn't even think at all. But one thing was for sure. He was saving money on groceries!
