I had strange dreams last night, but don't worry. I'm not going to bore you by describing them.
Why is it that some people love to describe their wild dreams to other people? There's nothing worse than someone saying, "Oh I had this CRAZY dream last night..." You know you're in for the World's Most Boring™️ 5-10 minutes of your life. The only person interested in your dreams is you and maybe some psychoanalyst. Nobody else cares, trust me. Most people are just too polite to stop you.
Listening to someone's recounting of a dream is very much like watching someone's wedding video. Have you ever been at a friend's house when they threaten to pull out their wedding video? Even if you were at the wedding, you know that video is going to be awful to watch. In fact, I hope you're able to provide an excuse and head for the hills, otherwise, you are in for World's Most Boring™️ evening.
By the way, what happens to that wedding video after a divorce? Somehow, the bride and groom are no longer interested in re-watching it while adding commentary replete with drunken memories. It's a big fanfare when a couple gets married unless they elope to Vegas. They send invitations to friends and family. There is some big rehearsal. There's the actual event and the reception. Gifts are somehow involved. Don't forget the honeymoon. Where's the fanfare when there's a divorce?
Aside - A few years ago, my buddy went into the office after a long period of remote work. He bumped into colleagues he hadn't seen in years. In the lunchroom, he saw one gal named Marylouise and asked how she was doing. She said, "Well, I'm getting a divorce." His reply, "Marylouise, I didn't even know you were married!"
All the same people who were at the wedding should attend the divorce proceedings. After all, you were there at the start so might as well see how it ends. An incentive would be that the monetary value of all gifts will be returned. I mean, those gifts were given in good faith based upon the premise till death do us part.
Aside 2 - While I'm on the topic, let me address another controversial idea. If a man gives a woman an engagement ring and the wedding is called off, the woman should return the ring. I know plenty of people who say, "It was a gift!" That's no ordinary gift. It's a gift based on the eventual act of marriage. If the marriage doesn't happen, all bets are off. It doesn't matter who called off the wedding. Even Judge Judy agrees on this one.
The divorce proceedings will be much more interesting to watch compared to that wedding video. Just ask anyone closely following the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial.
Why is it that some people love to describe their wild dreams to other people? There's nothing worse than someone saying, "Oh I had this CRAZY dream last night..." You know you're in for the World's Most Boring™️ 5-10 minutes of your life. The only person interested in your dreams is you and maybe some psychoanalyst. Nobody else cares, trust me. Most people are just too polite to stop you.
Listening to someone's recounting of a dream is very much like watching someone's wedding video. Have you ever been at a friend's house when they threaten to pull out their wedding video? Even if you were at the wedding, you know that video is going to be awful to watch. In fact, I hope you're able to provide an excuse and head for the hills, otherwise, you are in for World's Most Boring™️ evening.
By the way, what happens to that wedding video after a divorce? Somehow, the bride and groom are no longer interested in re-watching it while adding commentary replete with drunken memories. It's a big fanfare when a couple gets married unless they elope to Vegas. They send invitations to friends and family. There is some big rehearsal. There's the actual event and the reception. Gifts are somehow involved. Don't forget the honeymoon. Where's the fanfare when there's a divorce?
Aside - A few years ago, my buddy went into the office after a long period of remote work. He bumped into colleagues he hadn't seen in years. In the lunchroom, he saw one gal named Marylouise and asked how she was doing. She said, "Well, I'm getting a divorce." His reply, "Marylouise, I didn't even know you were married!"
All the same people who were at the wedding should attend the divorce proceedings. After all, you were there at the start so might as well see how it ends. An incentive would be that the monetary value of all gifts will be returned. I mean, those gifts were given in good faith based upon the premise till death do us part.
Aside 2 - While I'm on the topic, let me address another controversial idea. If a man gives a woman an engagement ring and the wedding is called off, the woman should return the ring. I know plenty of people who say, "It was a gift!" That's no ordinary gift. It's a gift based on the eventual act of marriage. If the marriage doesn't happen, all bets are off. It doesn't matter who called off the wedding. Even Judge Judy agrees on this one.
The divorce proceedings will be much more interesting to watch compared to that wedding video. Just ask anyone closely following the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial.
By the way, what happens to that wedding video after a divorce?
Now that wedding video might be interesting!