Brandon Wilson @therealbrandonwilson

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I saw a post on the website Cheezburger.com, which somehow floated to my SmartNews feed. First of all, writing a paragraph and then posting screenprints of comments from social media does not count as anything close to a news story. Nevertheless, since I have personal experience with the topic, I...
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🧇 22 Waffles
🥟 21 Dumplings
🍪 12 Cookies
🥚 29 Eggs
🍓 14 Strawberries
🥓 31 Bacons
🍺 23 Beers
🍫 22 Chocolate Bars
🥃 24 Whiskeys
☕️ 26 Coffees
🥩 20 Steaks
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🍵 26 Teas
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A Job History
Interlude - What's to come

I would like to outline a roadmap for where my job history journey has taken me and will be taking you, dear reader.

Where we last left our intrepid new teachers, we had arrived in El Paso, Texas. I rolled into town in my rusty Toyota Corolla with a brand-new water...
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2021-04-14 15:27:45

Book Darts

I think the idea of reading books on an e-reader is more attractive than actually reading books on my Kindle. I like the idea of highlighting passages and being able to search for words or phrases easily. But how often have I gone back to something I highlighted or performed...
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2021-04-14 00:11:46

What makes me laugh

abrahamKim asked a question in a comment that I thought deserved a full post as an answer.

Do you laugh more from things you make or things you consume?
I actually had to put some thought into the more general question: What makes me laugh?

I...
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2021-04-13 01:47:21

A Job History
A Job History Part 6 - Back on the road

In case you missed Part 5.

I was so close. All I needed to do was push the alternator back in place, tighten the bracket, attach the power steering belt and pulley, and then we'd be good to go. No matter how hard I tried, I could not budge the alternator....
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2021-04-11 17:38:51

2001: A Space Odyssey

peterdannock has written about the absence of certain movie memories because he simply has not watched the movies. Perhaps I should have taken this approach with 2001: A Space Odyssey. This movie is heralded as one of the greatest science fiction movies of...
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2021-04-11 01:04:59

Audiobooks vs podcasts

The Church of Twitter finally delivered something to my feed worthy of a post courtesy of David Perell.
Audiobooks are hard to listen to because  the voice performances are too clean.

Real human speech is messy, imperfect, and emotional. 

But audiobooks are so robotic that we tune out and stop paying attention.
I have...
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2021-04-09 13:54:20

The great thing about dildos

I was teasing  the_spark that the big revelation for the product line he will use for affiliate marketing would be dildos. Now I know what you are thinking. Shouldn't the plural of the word dildo be "dildoes" like potatoes? According to Merriam Webster,...
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2021-04-08 17:22:11

Easy to get in, pain to get out

Why is it that most memberships make it super easy to sign up and a pain to cancel? Gym memberships are notorious for this. Sign up and start working out immediately. You want to cancel? You have to submit something in writing, give 30 days notice, answer a bunch of...
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2021-04-07 14:26:09

A Job History
A Job History Part 5 - Broken down in Ozona

In case you missed Part 4.

I was up bright and early Sunday morning, eager to get started on the repair so we could get back on the road. Perhaps I was a little too eager. I remember going straight from the hotel to the repair shop without any breakfast.

The car...
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2021-04-07 00:12:41

He's heating up

NBA Jam aficionados will recall this phrase when a player makes two baskets back-to-back. It's a reminder that if that player makes one more basket before the other team scores, he will be "On fire!" Once a Jam player gets on fire, he has a much greater chance of making...
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2021-04-06 00:37:38