As the 

urine

flowed, the lemon smell was replaced by the smell of coffee. His piss smelled like black caffeine. Of course he knew coffee and caffeine weren't one in the same. But given that his only source of caffeine was from coffee, in his head, caffeine smelled like coffee.

There was probably some thing else that caused this smell. Funny that whenever he drank more than a cup of coffee... or if the 

coffee

that he drank was especially strong. He could always smell it in his urine.

What else made his urine smell? Asparagus. He'd always look forward to smelling the change in his urine's scent after eating 

asparagus

. Whenever the caf served it he'd get it. Sometimes just a little. No matter how little he ate, it would affect his pee.

One time he was driving Peter. And he had asked whether asparagus made his pee smell as well. At the time Peter said it didn't. But then a week later his friend texted him. "Yo it does!"

Maybe Peter had never noticed before. Or maybe he just wasn't into eating asparagus. When Dick asked Peter where he had eaten asparagus he had replied "caf"

After zipping up, Dick washed his hands while staring at his pores under the fluorescent light.

Then he went outside. Something was off. The desk. It was too empty. There was no computer. Where the fuck did it go?