"We're back on 2000 the Rock, and boy do we have a treat for you, just literally crawled off the street."
"Hello everyone!"
"We have the non-other the amazing Jack the influencer."
"Pleasure to be here, really nice thanks for having me."
"You can't tell on the radio but, folks, he is a jacked as the instagram photos make him out to be."
"Hah your too kind your too kind."
"My first question, is, like what the fuck man? I mean how do you know about us. Did I mean how did you find us?"
"I grew up listening to you guys, Im local, or I was, you know when I was a kid."
"Were you always that jacked?"
"No no, its actually, no like in the last year, but I think I want to stop all that. Like its not me you know."
"What are you saying Jack? I mean your Jacked!" And with the MC hit a button andthe sound of a lion roaring played over the speakers.
"Maybe I was Jack, but now Idk man."
"Well what brings you back home? Is there a new flame? Some juicy gossip."
"No I mean, I am just running away man, I'm done I just wanted to see my friend Alan, then I don't know we were you I just want to start all over. I am so tired." He was crying now the MC didn't know what to do so they started a song.
"Thank god that was boring. "The cop blurted out, it took a few minutes to register what he'd just heard.
"Hello everyone!"
"We have the non-other the amazing Jack the influencer."
"Pleasure to be here, really nice thanks for having me."
"You can't tell on the radio but, folks, he is a jacked as the instagram photos make him out to be."
"Hah your too kind your too kind."
"My first question, is, like what the fuck man? I mean how do you know about us. Did I mean how did you find us?"
"I grew up listening to you guys, Im local, or I was, you know when I was a kid."
"Were you always that jacked?"
"No no, its actually, no like in the last year, but I think I want to stop all that. Like its not me you know."
"What are you saying Jack? I mean your Jacked!" And with the MC hit a button andthe sound of a lion roaring played over the speakers.
"Maybe I was Jack, but now Idk man."
"Well what brings you back home? Is there a new flame? Some juicy gossip."
"No I mean, I am just running away man, I'm done I just wanted to see my friend Alan, then I don't know we were you I just want to start all over. I am so tired." He was crying now the MC didn't know what to do so they started a song.
"Thank god that was boring. "The cop blurted out, it took a few minutes to register what he'd just heard.
I get that he had to get away from Jenna, but Emily tho...who's going to wipe his ass :(