I will not attend

"Hey, I see you just declined my meeting but you need to attend."
"Oh, I have a new rule. If the meeting was not on my calendar when I signed in this morning, I'm automatically declining it."
"I know it's last-minute but the director needs you to be there."
"I just looked at the invite. There's no agenda. That's another rule. No agenda from you, no attendance from me."
"The director didn't give me an agenda. He just said we need to meet about the Region 9 providers."
"But you're the organizer of the meeting. You should create and send out an agenda."
"I'm just scheduling the meeting for the director."
"I can already tell this will not be a M.E.A.T.Y. meeting. I'll pass."
"What's a meaty meeting?? Look, the director is not going to like it if you're not in the meeting."
"Without an agenda or any idea of what questions we need to answer or what we need to accomplish, I can't prepare for the meeting. I may not need to be there if I can answer questions in an email. If the director has a problem with that, then I'll speak with him directly."
All I know is that the director wants it!
2021-11-12 02:11:46
He's pulling a 
Jack Dorsey
. Director of two different companies. 
FedEx
 and yours. by the way what is the name of your company or the client or whoever this director is directing?
2021-11-12 13:40:28
His official title is Asst. Director of Managed Care Programs. Technically my client is part of the County of Santa Clara Health System. 
2021-11-12 19:19:26
It seems to me people in some companies organise meetings because they feel lonely. The BS being spun around is debilitating tho. 
2021-11-13 14:55:30
Love this!!!

2021-11-13 23:50:40