Brandon Wilson @therealbrandonwilson

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I saw a post on the website Cheezburger.com, which somehow floated to my SmartNews feed. First of all, writing a paragraph and then posting screenprints of comments from social media does not count as anything close to a news story. Nevertheless, since I have personal experience with the topic, I...
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Metabolical - Book Darts
Chapter 2

Pg. 28 "Hygiene, quarantine, sanitation, and immunization were the first major wins for public health."

Pg. 28 "By the second half of the nineteenth century, canning of food was all the rage, and so was lead poisoning...The government didn't get involved for decades, because it's harder to remove a chronic exposure...
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2021-06-04 00:40:18

Adult report cards

When you're a kid, progress reports and report cards are a big deal. At least they were for my mom and by extension, me. Fifth grade was the first year I brought home straight A's, and I was doomed from then on out. My mom was thrilled, but little did...
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2021-06-02 13:33:30

40 Years of Zen Update

I previously wrote about 40 Years of Zen. TLDR: It's an expensive, five-day brain hacking program that I won a free ticket to at the Virtual Biohacking Conference. I have official confirmation that I was indeed a winner and it wasn't some fake Brandon Wilson.

Yesterday, I had an introductory call...
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2021-06-01 13:40:39

Metabolical - Book Darts
Introduction & Chapter 1

Pg. 3 "Nutrition is not the same as food science. Nutrition is what happens to food between the mouth and the cell. Food science is what happens to food between the ground and the mouth. Each is depending on the other, yet both are "opaque" to the public. That's on...
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2021-05-31 18:11:45

A Job History
A Job History Part 8 - It's a dry heat

My first impression upon arrival in Phoenix in July is that it's damn hot. It was a different version of hot from Houston, though, and both versions were way hotter than anything I had ever experienced growing up in Illinois and Indiana. I never understood the concept of "dry heat"...
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2021-05-30 18:13:09

Book darts proposed functionality

abrahamKim asked me my thoughts about how  I envision this so-called "book darts" functionality. I figured I might as well waste a post on it since I'm already wasting my morning waiting at the brake shop while they repair the issue they created.

I...
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2021-05-28 14:54:56

The big Friends reunion

I can't believe I got sucked into it. I tried resisting, but like a car crash, I just had to watch. Here are my impressions of the recent Friends reunion special on HBO Max that is airing seventeen years after the finale of the series.

The women
Rachel and Phoebe look great....
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2021-05-28 01:59:37

Thinking about the brain

I was a double major: applied mathematics and psychology. One could argue that I do not use most of my math knowledge in my daily life (except perhaps rigorous and logical thinking). At least none of the math has changed. All the principles and logic embedded in algebra, geometry, trigonometry,...
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2021-05-26 23:41:04

Poor kid

Someone on Facebook drew my attention to a news story that a student in Ohio just graduated high school with perfect attendance since kindergarten. The Facebook post had the two-word comment "Poor kid." The following short exchange ensued.

BW: "I applaud him and his parents. #Teamstreak"
Poster: "Sure, sure... way to go...
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2021-05-25 14:45:49