"You need to meet my girlfriend."

Kenny hung around a lot of girls but I never took him especially as somebody who had a girlfriend. I was a bit taken a back and didn't know what to say so I uttered the most generic thing I could think of.

"What's her name?"

"Jean."

"She...

I'm glad  Instagram wasn't a thing back then. I would've been super annoyed with the amount of pics that we would have to take to make ourselves look cool. We still took photos, but not as many. But funny thing we did was we would just en masse post them....

We booked one hotel room to save money. But we also did it so that we could sleep in the same room as Maddy and Sylvia. It was Kenny's idea, I just went along with it. But somehow it ended up sounding like my plan. See this is why I...

Somedays Walter Krauss felt like the king in that bible story where he told the mothers that the baby would be cut in half. Whenever he met with someone in his department in person he was often dealing with personal beefs. Political drama. Seizures for finite power and posturing egos. ...

He wasn't sure what to write about that day. And it was getting late. So he thought about breaking his streak. Then he realized it was too late. Somebody was reading this and that meant he had posted. 

Damn. Again! 

A poor piece of writing had slipped through his brain...

John Cena hadn't always worked for Palintir . Before going around saving rare species of butterflies by breaking people's thumbs for Peter Thiel , he had once been a wrestler... the 'fake' kind of wrestling that is.

His finishing move was called the F.U as a phonetic acronym for "fuck you",...

The Dodge Ram didn't drive as smooth as the BMW . That's the sort of things you needed to do when you weren't in a big city like SF where you were surrounded by luxury cars everywhere so a sleek ride didn't attract any eyeballs.

They were out in Westcity ,...

Although making the right chess move gave him more satisfaction, pondering his next life move touched him in a different way He also liked the fact that he could ponder with his hands bunched together on his lap rather than having to hover his hand over the chessboard. Plus wasn't...

Generation Kill is what they call us. Guys like me. Grew up on shooters and junk food and sadistic jokes. But all those things aren't gonna make Generation Kill Generation Kill. There's gotta be one more element in the mix. One key missing ingredient in that list. 

In fact this...

Jeannie Hammond thought of the perfect way to spend her day off. And she did something else.

There was a doner truck that sold the best kebab in Berlin two corners away from his apartment. He went and got a loaf of bread from a Kaiser mart instead. 

She came home...