Abraham Kim @abrahamKim

Hipsters talk more than Boomers these days.

Abraham Kim last shared their writing polo double black
He already knew because of the high school locker room that  AXE body spray wasn't particularly a good smell. But the scent didn't get on his nerves until that all boys floor. In the locker room the smell of the spray was so in yoru face that you just dealt...
Abraham's Pantry
🧇 58 Waffles
🍫 58 Chocolate Bars
🍪 48 Cookies
🥃 43 Whiskeys
🍊 37 Tangerines
☕️ 64 Coffees
🍺 57 Beers
🥟 58 Dumplings
🍍 57 Pineapples
🍵 47 Teas
🍣 56 Sushis
🥓 49 Bacons
🥚 46 Eggs
🥩 44 Steaks
🍓 55 Strawberries
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Westcity
the name as reply to Wasn't Sure

"So why is he named the Dark Man?"

"It's just a nickname!"

"I know that! That's why I said... why is named The Dark Man, you idiot!"

"Fuck you!"

The men sat in a room of dark wood. The day shone bright outside. The windows large. Yet it didn't feel so bright inside. Not...
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2023-04-25 02:55:48

Westcity
the dark man as reply to Terminally Chill im the illest

"Tell that cocksucker I need that W-2 in perpetuity!"

Trevor slammed the phone. He was probably the last person in town with a landline . It cost him 80 bucks a month. More than the cost of high speed internet. Which was the actual source of his income. He kept the...
2023-04-23 17:59:54

PO Box 915
Pizza City as reply to Peter

Peter's grandfather was an entrepreneur. More specifically he sold pizza . Peter was named after his grandpa. They called him the Peter Pizza. The business' name was Pizza City. It sold Chicago and New York styled pizza available in the middle of nowhere. If you lived in that small town...
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2023-04-23 16:28:40

Westcity
michelob as reply to Terminally Chill im the illest

After work Max was listening to Dave tell him about work. Dave had moved away from the diner last year and began working at  Target . Apparently they were raising prices on things so fast that he was changing price tags nearly every day. Sometimes they would raise a price...
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2023-04-22 02:28:10

Westcity
storming in as reply to She Waved

"When they stormed in it was crazy. I remember standing by the door. I was crouched down. Keith was standing over me. We both looked ahead. Waiting. He told me it reminded him of the first ever scene of  Star Wars . I would've never known what Star Wars was...
2023-04-20 02:56:13

Westcity
years later as reply to Felt like the Sea

She was nervous to meet him. She wasn't even supposed to be alive anymore.

Her mom was gone. Keith was gone. She hadn't even known Cal that well. Short time they spent in Spacecity .

But now that the time has passed. She saw that she hadn't made many friends after returning...
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2023-04-19 13:02:43

Westcity
excitement as reply to Find Out More

Armani Johnson put a dip in his mouth and looked over to Strong who was winked at him. He winked back.

They were about to be launched into space. He had snuck the dip in. No way he was going out into space sober. Had to have a buzz.

They said no...
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2023-04-18 02:59:35

Westcity
rebel ass as reply to Strange Timing

Johnny Strong got up earlier than usual. The usual was 4 AM and then a couple shots of espresso. Getting his ass out of bed and taking the day by the neck. Choking it out!

But today he had to get up even earlier. New mission. Strong and his team would...
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2023-04-17 03:04:20

Westcity
worse as reply to The Beans

The HR guy had decided to re-bean the employee cafe. The decision was made after running the numbers. Seeing what the balance sheet would look like if Cal was to get on disability as well. The two of them. Cal and his friend Keith could begin causing a lot of...
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2023-04-16 02:35:34

Westcity
wobble back as reply to More Calories

Eventually Cal was able to gain enough weight to claim disability by earth standards. However HR from space didn't seem to want to grant Cal the disability. This reminded the HR guy of the episode where  Homer Simpson purposefully gained enough weight to work from home. This was back when...
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2023-04-15 03:08:58